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2/13/18 11:14 AM 

apokernut
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Elk Grove Village, IL


WTF!! If my cod goes into single digits I'm retiring!!




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2/13/18 11:15 AM 

rock_n_rollover
Over 1,000 Posts (1,034)
Farmington, MI

Of brain matter.

2/13/18 11:16 AM 
sinful_mandi
Over 1,000 Posts (1,200)
Monument, CO

Whoa...

2/13/18 11:17 AM 
little_spoon
Over 2,000 Posts (2,320)
Toronto, ON

Shrinkage? Are you cold?

2/13/18 11:18 AM 
gustaf_deutsche
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Houston, TX



2/13/18 11:18 AM 

apokernut
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (21,065)
Elk Grove Village, IL


Quote from sinful_mandi:
Whoa...


You said a mouthful!!


2/13/18 11:29 AM 
dawling
Over 2,000 Posts (2,404)
Laurel, MD

So now you're down to half an inch, OP?

2/13/18 12:06 PM 

gdaddy47
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Columbia, TN
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It's winter time. Mine goes into hibernation so much that I have to blow on my thumb to make it pop out to pee. Just saying.

2/13/18 12:33 PM 

easttowest72
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Bremen, GA


Thanks for the info. I'll buy stock in male enhancements pills.

2/13/18 12:43 PM 
queennawty
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Middlesex
United Kingdom


Tie it to something and stretch that booger out

2/13/18 12:44 PM 
sinful_mandi
Over 1,000 Posts (1,200)
Monument, CO

Quote from apokernut:
You said a mouthful!!




2/13/18 12:49 PM 
geezers_end
Over 1,000 Posts (1,954)
Patchogue, NY

It's all that fat...

2/13/18 12:49 PM 
error404found
Gary, IN

A cod is a a cold water species...typically its deep fried in restaurants.

2/13/18 1:00 PM 

gdaddy47
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Columbia, TN
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All is well, spring time on the way.

2/13/18 5:37 PM 
dawling
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Laurel, MD

Should I bring the weedwacker OP?

2/13/18 11:43 PM 

apokernut
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Elk Grove Village, IL


Quote from dawling:
Should I bring the weedwacker OP?


Why? Is your bush growing out of control?


2/14/18 12:03 AM 
dawling
Over 2,000 Posts (2,404)
Laurel, MD

Yes! a man aint much good if he can use his tool properly.

2/14/18 1:02 AM 
rubyrose2015
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Seagrove, NC


There is always Viagra. As long as your cod can stand up, then you have a chance.

2/14/18 1:58 AM 
Kousine
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Australian Capital
Australia


Quote from apokernut:
WTF!! If my cod goes into single digits I'm retiring!!


cool! yeah!!!!!!!

two digits is too big anyhow..


2/14/18 2:55 AM 

dan9787_3
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,235)
Laval, QC

a bit of torture can help



2/14/18 3:04 AM 
404_forum_post
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Can Tho
Viet Nam


OUCH

2/14/18 3:18 AM 

dan9787_3
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,235)
Laval, QC

my penis would shrink in terror.

2/14/18 3:39 AM 
404_forum_post
Over 1,000 Posts (1,457)
Can Tho
Viet Nam


Quote from dan9787_3:
my penis would shrink in terror.



So would my pair of pink cushions


2/19/18 9:48 PM 
Kousine
Over 1,000 Posts (1,041)
Australian Capital
Australia


YIKES! I would scream in terror...

2/19/18 11:47 PM 
GalaxyStarsz
Sugar Land, TX

ffs

Have you found them yet?


2/20/18 1:20 AM 

inkedandsassyy
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Victoria
Australia


Go fishing for a bigger cod ..

2/20/18 1:37 AM 
404_forum_post
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Can Tho
Viet Nam


Quote from apokernut:
WTF!! If my cod goes into single digits I'm retiring!!


Find it and post it to me so I can attach it to my chest.


2/20/18 3:00 AM 

bumblebee7
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (77,274)
Fort Payne, AL


I don't see what you cod has to do with being shorter.

Try getting some elevator shoes...or stand up straighter or date shorter women.