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8/21/17 8:38 AM 

easttowest72
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Bremen, GA


Or have an orgasm?




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8/21/17 8:39 AM 
tearsofdiamondz
Over 2,000 Posts (3,589)
Sugar Land, TX

I can do both, even at the same time!

8/21/17 8:40 AM 

sinceresammy
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,600)
Dayton, OH


I believe the eclipse will be so wonderful I'll have an orgasm just from viewing it. For an extra measure of pleasure, don't use any eye protection!

8/21/17 8:49 AM 
uncle_bulgaria
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,629)
Houston, TX

Orgasms are rarer than eclipses for Sammy.

8/21/17 9:01 AM 

stl1
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Saint Louis, MO


E2W and Brenda...show us your moons!



8/21/17 9:17 AM 

mr_1234m
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Louisville, KY


Quote from easttowest72:
Or have an orgasm?



You bring the glasses, I'll bring the orgasm


8/21/17 9:19 AM 
tearsofdiamondz
Over 2,000 Posts (3,589)
Sugar Land, TX

lol

I have 3 sets of safe binoculars


8/21/17 9:39 AM 
condor_0000
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Tampa, FL


I'm not nearly as giddy over the eclipse as the rest of America seems to be.

8/21/17 9:42 AM 
_april67
Over 2,000 Posts (2,836)
San Antonio, TX

Have an orgasm

8/21/17 9:46 AM 

stl1
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Saint Louis, MO


Holly...BR-549...call me!



8/21/17 9:54 AM 
tearsofdiamondz
Over 2,000 Posts (3,589)
Sugar Land, TX

some women are not right.

Eclipses are much rarer.


8/21/17 9:55 AM 
Stopsign_01
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Londres
Argentina




8/21/17 11:32 AM 

sinceresammy
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Dayton, OH


It was wonderful. I really enjoyed it. I also made a toasted cheese sandwich!

8/21/17 12:10 PM 
lunaglider
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DPO, AA

At least I don't need special glasses to have an orgasm...just two bottles of Boone's Farm
and a rolling pin.


8/21/17 12:11 PM 
uncle_bulgaria
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,629)
Houston, TX

Boone's farm goggles huh

8/21/17 12:13 PM 
lunaglider
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Quote from uncle_bulgaria:
Boone's farm goggles huh

Yes...they filter the great taste of the wine.


8/21/17 12:14 PM 
uncle_bulgaria
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,629)
Houston, TX

Wine...

8/21/17 12:17 PM 
lunaglider
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DPO, AA



8/21/17 12:22 PM 

sadlsticsienna
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New South Wales
Australia


Drink banana milk lol

8/21/17 12:41 PM 

sinceresammy
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Dayton, OH


Quote from uncle_bulgaria:
Boone's farm goggles huh


No, I had tickets dumbo!


8/21/17 12:42 PM 
uncle_bulgaria
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,629)
Houston, TX

Not you dumbo...

8/21/17 12:44 PM 

sinceresammy
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Dayton, OH


^A relative of Cern!

8/21/17 1:22 PM 
4uijack
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (26,705)
New Port Richey, FL


Quote from easttowest72:
Or have an orgasm?

Orgasm in your wet p*ssy while you watch the eclipse!!!


8/21/17 1:28 PM 

stl1
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (22,732)
Saint Louis, MO


Just finished watching the eclipse through my welding helmet. Kept watching the sun get smaller and smaller until I couldn't see anything any more. I took off my helmet and saw the halo around the moon. PRETTY FREAKING KEWL ! ! ! It only lasted about 1 1/2 minutes where I live but I didn't have to go any where to see it. I just stood in my driveway and watched.




Edit to add: They are replacing the water main on my street and I talked to the guys from the water company. They all had glasses that the water company had supplied to them. That was cool.




[Edited 8/21/2017 1:30:55 PM ]

8/21/17 1:31 PM 

ssilva_13
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Central Point, OR



8/21/17 1:35 PM 
tearsofdiamondz
Over 2,000 Posts (3,589)
Sugar Land, TX

that's about the last of anything over 50 yr old.
the eclipse did well for its age.

Eclipse Viagra


8/21/17 1:40 PM 

stl1
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (22,732)
Saint Louis, MO


Didn't Beanz say the patent on Viagra was running out soon and the price should drop low just like the penises it helps?

8/21/17 1:44 PM 
4uijack
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New Port Richey, FL


What a f**kin' orgasm!!! Thanks, OP!!!!!

8/21/17 1:53 PM 
tearsofdiamondz
Over 2,000 Posts (3,589)
Sugar Land, TX

Quote from stl1:
Didn't Beanz say the patent on Viagra was running out soon and the price should drop low just like the penises it helps?



he's dead, his is pretty much nothing after ~ 2 yrs. You comparing yourself to that?


8/21/17 4:12 PM 

driver406
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (58,101)
Saint Paul, MN


I'll take the orgasm. Haven't seen the sun all day. It's been cloudy and raining all day. It did get darker though during the early afternoon.

8/21/17 4:41 PM 

stanleyzee
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (61,313)
Dayton, OH


Quote from stl1:
Just finished watching the eclipse through my welding helmet. Kept watching the sun get smaller and smaller until I couldn't see anything any more. I took off my helmet and saw the halo around the moon. PRETTY FREAKING KEWL ! ! ! It only lasted about 1 1/2 minutes where I live but I didn't have to go any where to see it. I just stood in my driveway and watched.




Edit to add: They are replacing the water main on my street and I talked to the guys from the water company. They all had glasses that the water company had supplied to them. That was cool.
34 years Water Department/lasted 3 months... co-workers me age 26I saw the spookyness of Eclipse 2017 and FELT GOOD ENERGETIC FROM GOD


8/21/17 6:34 PM 
queennawty
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Middlesex
United Kingdom


I had an orgasm during the eclipse

8/21/17 6:39 PM 

stanleyzee
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Dayton, OH


Queeny OOH RAH HELL YEAH

Z


8/21/17 6:43 PM 

M4mischief
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Grand Prairie, TX


I didn't bother with the eclipse so I guess it an orgasm for me.....

8/21/17 6:58 PM 

stanleyzee
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Dayton, OH


CHIEF

8/21/17 7:08 PM 

westy602
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Phoenix, AZ


Quote from queennawty:
I had an orgasm during the eclipse


E2W will probably call you a ho slut for that...


8/21/17 7:09 PM 
queennawty
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Middlesex
United Kingdom


Quote from westy602:
E2W will probably call you a ho slut for that...



Why cause I rubbed one out in the parking lot on my lunch break? Screw that jelly ass!







[Edited 8/21/2017 7:11:45 PM ]

8/21/17 7:10 PM 

stanleyzee
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Dayton, OH


Z

8/21/17 7:12 PM 

westy602
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Phoenix, AZ


Nawty... do you think E2W would rather get off with one of her "dates" or watch the eclipse??...

8/21/17 7:13 PM 
queennawty
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Middlesex
United Kingdom


Depends on who pays more I suppose

8/21/17 7:15 PM 

stanleyzee
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Dayton, OH




8/21/17 7:55 PM 

uber_goober
Over 7,500 Posts!! (9,423)
Danielsville, GA

Quote from sinceresammy:
I believe the eclipse will be so wonderful I'll have an orgasm just from viewing it. For an extra measure of pleasure, don't use any eye protection!


"You'll shoot your eye out kid."


8/21/17 8:14 PM 

stanleyzee
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (61,313)
Dayton, OH


Trump just blew my Eclipse high

Business as usual




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8/21/17 8:15 PM 

stanleyzee
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Dayton, OH


Quote from queennawty:
I had an orgasm during the eclipse


8/22/17 5:18 AM 
cavie59
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Enid, OK


Quote from easttowest72:
Or have an orgasm?


Well, I missed out on both. Such is life.


8/22/17 8:30 AM 

easttowest72
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Bremen, GA


I got to see the eclipse