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5/29/17 9:57 AM 
lightbrownie1
Johnston, IA

Car

Who has ever went to another car like yours?

Coming out of the grocery store I spotted a car just exactly like mine
And as I was walking toward it I kept saying to myself, i din't park here, silly me kept walking to it.
As I go around the car to put groceries in the back seat, (normally I put in the truck)

I kept saying, why does my car look dirty on outside (I just washed it) but I keep putting groceries in the car, then I see cat or dog hair...
Still did not dawn on me it was not my car until I sat down in it an said....oh he'll no...this car stinks...cat hair all over the seat and dashboard!!!!!! Get the hell out....

Then I checked to make sure i didn't unlock the same car(they left the car unlock)
I don't leave my car unlocked



Man...I was like let me hurry up and get these groceries out before they wonder why this black lady is at their car.

Ughhhh I felt so dumb yesterday




[Edited 5/29/2017 9:58:03 AM ]

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5/29/17 9:59 AM 

stanleyzee
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (62,013)
Dayton, OH


shit happens

5/29/17 10:01 AM 

uber_goober
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Danielsville, GA



I've known that to happen to a few friends of mine. Most of my personal vehicles have been odd looking beat up buckets. Small chance that I would mistake someone else's truck, van or car for my own. LOL


5/29/17 10:37 AM 

pento4
Over 1,000 Posts (1,748)
Norman, OK

Me and Emily were at Walmart yesterday, Now as a single man i do the single man thing when i go into the store,,park whatever distance is just outside the area of the pack of cars (so i can jump in and leave without dealing with the other people when i am done). go in get what i need, hit self checkout and then get the f**k out. no muss, no fuss,,,done it 1000 times over the last couple years. Me and Emily got done and walked out. I walked all the way out past the cars, the entire time looking for my truck and thinking "wtf i dont see my truck" but keeping it to myself, looking and looking just going "WTF" and a feeling of dread in the pit of my stomach. We get all the way out to where i usually park and no truck and reality hits me hard,,"OOOHH Emily the truck isnt here, someone has stolen it, oh shit this just f**ked up, we have no truck" She looked at me and said "Daddy, you had prescriptions to fill, You parked on the other side next to the pharmacy entrance, I was wondering why we walked all the way out here on this side" I looked across the parking lot and there sat my truck,,,,ooops

5/29/17 10:41 AM 

sinceresammy
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Dayton, OH


Well either the OP is on drugs, or he drives a mundane POS!

5/29/17 10:42 AM 

M4mischief
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Grand Prairie, TX


I've done it more than once and usually there has been someone sitting in the drivers seat...luckily they just had a chuckle instead of thinking I was trying to car jack them.....

5/29/17 10:47 AM 

Suzhi
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Knoxville, TN
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That happened to me and my mom, when I was a kid.. We were just sitting there waiting on dad to come out of the store.. I was glad he came out before the owners of the car did..



5/29/17 10:51 AM 

M4mischief
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Grand Prairie, TX


I need to start taking down license place numbers of the vehicles im riding in and checking before getting in.....

5/29/17 10:56 AM 

mary__me
Over 2,000 Posts (2,257)
Lake City, AR

Happened to me once. The key opened the door and when I tried to get in, for second there, I couldn't figure out how the seat got scooted up so far. I couldn't even get my legs in.

Face/palm


5/29/17 10:57 AM 

sinceresammy
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Dayton, OH


No one can mistake my ride for their's:





5/29/17 10:59 AM 

easttowest72
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Bremen, GA


My car is sliver like most other cars in the lot

5/29/17 11:01 AM 

stanleyzee
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Dayton, OH


Quote from easttowest72:
My car is sliver like most other cars in the lot
where's Waldo


5/29/17 11:08 AM 
lurky_lurker
Over 2,000 Posts (2,133)
Norcross, GA

How about fiddling with a one cup coffee maker for five minutes thinking it doesn't work


Forgot to put water in it

Doh!


5/29/17 11:10 AM 

M4mischief
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (19,326)
Grand Prairie, TX


I've poured cold water into my coffee thinking I turned on the kettle...and I didn't....

5/29/17 11:21 AM 

stl1
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Saint Louis, MO


Quote from M4mischief:
I've done it more than once and usually there has been someone sitting in the drivers seat...luckily they just had a chuckle instead of thinking I was trying to car jack them.....



Flirty, they probably would have felt more threatened if you had your bow and arrows with you.



5/29/17 11:22 AM 

M4mischief
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (19,326)
Grand Prairie, TX


Probably...but I forgot them at home.....

5/29/17 11:25 AM 

stl1
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Saint Louis, MO


Flirty, do you celebrate Custer's last stand today?

5/29/17 11:26 AM 

M4mischief
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Grand Prairie, TX


You betcha....I got my drinks all ready to go.....

5/29/17 12:10 PM 
lightbrownie1
Johnston, IA

Quote from sinceresammy:
Well either the OP is on drugs, or he drives a mundane POS!


My car is common as well as the color.
Bought it brand new 2 years ago still under warranty and bought it from a Ford dealership.

As far as drugs...lol nope just was very tired from travel and driving the day before.


5/29/17 12:18 PM 
tellitlkittis
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Los Angeles, CA



5/29/17 12:35 PM 
lunaglider
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DPO, AA

I did that once....came in a Yugo and left in a Jaguar. Those were both red.

5/29/17 12:38 PM 

uber_goober
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Danielsville, GA



"... And you may find yourself
Behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house
With a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself, well
How did I get here?"


5/29/17 12:40 PM 
lunaglider
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,371)
DPO, AA

Quote from stl1:
Flirty, do you celebrate Custer's last stand today?

I celebrated Bill Custer's last stand five years ago....after that he needed Viagra.