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10/4/16 6:24 PM 
mortara
Over 4,000 Posts! (7,299)
Pittsburgh, PA

Well she is 25 and has blown up my phone for the last month on this and that and I Love You's. She is a foreign student with an English accent. She is from some sort of Royal family line of the Empire of England under Queen Victoria. They went away but left their mark on customs under the Empire that the sun never sets.

So with a fresh Master Degree in Business with so so grades, she wants me to find her a good job for her to be independent. In exchange, we could be a couple. So what's is the problem?

She explains to me it's the custom in her country for arranged marriages. Her family would disown her if she was with a foreigner and no longer a virgin. So she just wants to be a couple with me with no sex that would make her not intact. Then we must keep our arrangement a secret.

She has a great body but like her grades, she is so so looking by the standards of her country. If she goes back not being a virgin, she would not be able to find a man for marriage and she would be disowned by her family. In other words, cast out to the four winds to be a lady of the evening.

I don't know if I buy any of this but it is a great story.




[Edited 10/4/2016 6:26:15 PM ]

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10/4/16 6:26 PM 

M4mischief
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (16,320)
Grand Prairie, TX


So they taught blow-up dolls how to text...how high-tech......

10/4/16 7:05 PM 
god_says
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Cabo San Lucas
Mexico


25?
That's 175 in dog years.


10/4/16 7:08 PM 
mortara
Over 4,000 Posts! (7,299)
Pittsburgh, PA

Quote from god_says:
25?
That's 175 in dog years.


Well my ex wife's 92 your old father just married a 60 year old woman. They broke the bed on their honeymoon. Then she says I look 50. So just maybe.




[Edited 10/4/2016 7:09:40 PM ]

10/4/16 7:14 PM 
Kascade
Over 1,000 Posts (1,222)
Års
Denmark


So she wants you to find her a job in a foreign country
wont boink you
and dont want anyone to know about the old fella she scamming.



Sounds like love at first site.


10/4/16 7:19 PM 
god_says
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Cabo San Lucas
Mexico


This, should be in DH Success Stories.

10/4/16 7:23 PM 
mortara
Over 4,000 Posts! (7,299)
Pittsburgh, PA

Quote from Kascade:
So she wants you to find her a job in a foreign country
wont boink you
and dont want anyone to know about the old fella she scamming.



Sounds like love at first site.


She wants a good USA job with work visa. My problem is, I know only 25% of women have orgazms every time and I refuse to do anything until I test the goods to see she is in that 25%. Otherwise there is no future. Been there and done that.


10/4/16 7:26 PM 
chairman_drth
Over 2,000 Posts (2,546)
Toronto, ON

ahhhh not to be a downer but if she was from some type of royal line, she wouldn't be looking for an American especially in their 60's unless you are wealthy or an invitee to the builderberg group, they would be looking for an Englishman or someone too of royal descent from other European countries.

Someone is fibbing


10/4/16 7:30 PM 

M4mischief
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Grand Prairie, TX


Say it ain't so...people fib in dh?.....

10/4/16 7:31 PM 
Kascade
Over 1,000 Posts (1,222)
Års
Denmark


Quote from mortara:
She wants a good USA job with work visa. My problem is, I know only 25% of women have orgazms every time and I refuse to do anything until I test the goods to see she is in that 25%. Otherwise there is no future. Been there and done that.







10/4/16 7:43 PM 

jake_is_fake
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,397)
Avenel, NJ

Quote from M4mischief:
So they taught blow-up dolls how to text...how high-tech......




10/4/16 7:45 PM 
mortara
Over 4,000 Posts! (7,299)
Pittsburgh, PA

Quote from chairman_drth:
ahhhh not to be a downer but if she was from some type of royal line, she wouldn't be looking for an American especially in their 60's unless you are wealthy or an invitee to the builderberg group, they would be looking for an Englishman or someone too of royal descent from other European countries.

Someone is fibbing


She is not exactly a prize looker. Then it's not they, it's her. They are doing exactly what you say they are doing. Then I have been to a Buiderberg meeting. The Heinz family invited me. It was in Chantily VA.


10/4/16 7:46 PM 
Zelda88
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Sugar Land, TX


TRUTH

OP, you're being catfished









Quote from chairman_drth:
ahhhh not to be a downer but if she was from some type of royal line, she wouldn't be looking for an American especially in their 60's unless you are wealthy or an invitee to the builderberg group, they would be looking for an Englishman or someone too of royal descent from other European countries.

Someone is fibbing


10/4/16 7:47 PM 

jake_is_fake
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,397)
Avenel, NJ

Is this her??



She's no where near 25..... well perhaps in dog years


10/4/16 7:50 PM 
mortara
Over 4,000 Posts! (7,299)
Pittsburgh, PA

Quote from chairman_drth:
ahhhh not to be a downer but if she was from some type of royal line, she wouldn't be looking for an American especially in their 60's unless you are wealthy or an invitee to the builderberg group, they would be looking for an Englishman or someone too of royal descent from other European countries.

Someone is fibbing


Maybe that's it. The Builderberg meeting in Chantily VA. I think she was there. I thought I saw her before. She came up to me at the Heinz History Center and it was the Heinz family that invited me. She thinks I am a Builderberg.




[Edited 10/4/2016 7:51:39 PM ]

10/4/16 7:54 PM 
mortara
Over 4,000 Posts! (7,299)
Pittsburgh, PA

She kind of looks like a 25 year old Eleanor Roosevelt.

10/4/16 7:58 PM 
Zelda88
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Sugar Land, TX




10/4/16 8:01 PM 
chairman_drth
Over 2,000 Posts (2,546)
Toronto, ON

And you're dating her because???

At least you didn't say she looks like a young Hillary Clinton


10/4/16 8:05 PM 
mortara
Over 4,000 Posts! (7,299)
Pittsburgh, PA

Quote from chairman_drth:
And you're dating her because???

At least you didn't say she looks like a young Hillary Clinton


Well she was at the Builderberg meeting in Chantily VA. She was hanging with the Banking Mellon family.




[Edited 10/4/2016 8:05:25 PM ]

10/4/16 8:07 PM 
chairman_drth
Over 2,000 Posts (2,546)
Toronto, ON

You were at the meeting eh? and who was there?

10/4/16 8:16 PM 
Zelda88
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Sugar Land, TX


So now she's a catfishing party crasher!
Or one of the ladies hired to entertain guests

RUN!


10/4/16 8:20 PM 
mortara
Over 4,000 Posts! (7,299)
Pittsburgh, PA

Quote from chairman_drth:
You were at the meeting eh? and who was there?


Yes it was at the meeting several year ago in Chantily VA. I was invited by the Heinz family that is involved with the Heinz History Center. Someone told me the Heinz family is related to Secretary of State John Forbes Kerry. He was there and Hillery Clinton was there and the Rockefellers. John D Rockefeller IV gave a speech. I now believe my 25 year old girlfriend was also there. I did meet her at the Heinz History Center about a month ago when she came up to me to talk about history.


10/4/16 8:25 PM 
chairman_drth
Over 2,000 Posts (2,546)
Toronto, ON

were you there when they talked about " What Does Putin 2.0 or was it 3.0 Mean?

10/4/16 8:27 PM 

Chambella_
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Virginia Beach, VA



10/4/16 8:33 PM 
mortara
Over 4,000 Posts! (7,299)
Pittsburgh, PA

Quote from chairman_drth:
were you there when they talked about " What Does Putin 2.0 or was it 3.0 Mean?


They talked about this new high school called the Barack Obama International High School. I know John Forbes Kerry was really hot on it. He kept saying it was close to Forbes Ave near a Mellon Bank and across the street from JP Morgan Chase Bank. Otherwise most of what they were talking about was getting a part of the GNP for themselves and screw everyone else.




[Edited 10/4/2016 8:35:15 PM ]

10/5/16 4:13 AM 

yetskimama
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Walterboro, SC


:::
Quote from Chambella_:



Morning chambella


10/5/16 6:59 AM 
mortara
Over 4,000 Posts! (7,299)
Pittsburgh, PA

It's not exactly bullshit but really Pittsburgh stuff.

10/5/16 7:03 AM 

Chambella_
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Virginia Beach, VA

Quote from yetskimama:
:::
Quote from Chambella_:



Morning chambella


Good morning lovely lady! I hope you have a good day..

Are you all good and prepared for the cyclone? do you think it will reach over your way?

I have read quite a bit on Twitter, updated reports every 15 min or so.


10/5/16 7:46 AM 
dr_cracker
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,504)
Beverly Hills, CA

Quote from mortara:
Well she is 25 and has blown up my phone for the last month on this and that and I Love You's.


If it's been a month she isn't new.


10/5/16 8:54 AM 
mortara
Over 4,000 Posts! (7,299)
Pittsburgh, PA

Quote from dr_cracker:
If it's been a month she isn't new.



New enough for me.


10/5/16 9:00 AM 
dr_cracker
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,504)
Beverly Hills, CA

I've usually tired of them by the 3rd week.

10/11/16 5:38 PM 

miss_firefox54
Petrolia, PA

she is a scammer..dont buy it..

10/11/16 5:41 PM 

miss_firefox54
Petrolia, PA

if that girl is 25 im still a virgin at 62...lol


10/11/16 5:46 PM 

M4mischief
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Grand Prairie, TX